Thursday, 29 September 2011
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
Rascals movie 2011 review, Trailer, wallpapers, Release date
Rascals movie 2011 review, Trailer, wallpapers, Release date. Rascals is an upcoming Bollywood action comedy film, directed by David Dhawan and produced by Sanjay Dutt, Sanjay Ahluwalia and Vinay Choksey. The film stars Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgn, Kangana Ranaut and Arjun Rampal in lead roles, and is set to release on October 7 2011, under the Sanjay Dutt Productions Pvt. Ltd. and M/s Rupali Aum Entertainment Pvt. Ltd. banners. It will be presented by Bharat Shah. .The film was originally set to release on 15 July 2011 alongside Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara but was delayed and was set to release on 12 August 2011. Later, the film was announced to release on Diwali, 26 October, thus clashing with Shahrukh Khan’s production, Ra.One. The film was later pre-poned to 7 October 2011, thus having a Dussehra release.
Story of Rascals movie
Ajay and Sanjay starring Racals revolves arround the story of two young chaps who tries to override one another. ‘Rascals’ is a comedy about two cool competing conmen trying to out-scheme each other in consistently amusing and surprising setups. Kangana is playing the female lead in the movie.
Crew and Cast of Rascals – Ajay Devgan, Sanjay Dutt, Kangana Ranaut
Rascals is releasing on October 7, 2011 Rascals movie Wallpapers
Sunday, 25 September 2011
Thursday, 22 September 2011
Rockster New Hindi Movie Ranbir Kapoor Song Sadda Haq Full Video
Rockster New Hindi Movie Ranbir Kapoor Song Sadda Haq Full Video. 'Sadda Haq' is the one of the best song of Imtiaz Ali directed movie Rockstar starring Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri. Sadda Haq can be this season's new anthem, representing a stand against corruption & atrocity. The music of the film is from prominent and prolific music composer A R Rehman. Enjoy & Play
Wednesday, 21 September 2011
Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Comedy Jokes
Funny Joke Punjabi Santa Jeeto
Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?
santa:lambi drive te.
Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!
Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h.
Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?
santa:lambi drive te.
Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!
Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h.
Santa Banta Joke
Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan.
Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan.
Punjabi Comedy Joke
Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai.
Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai.
Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side.
Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side.
Doctor Joke
Doctor: tusi jehda cheque dita si ,oh bank to reject ho ke wapis aa gya.
Santa: mainu sir dard v wapis aa gya hai jisde lyi tusi dwayi diti si .
Doctor: tusi jehda cheque dita si ,oh bank to reject ho ke wapis aa gya.
Santa: mainu sir dard v wapis aa gya hai jisde lyi tusi dwayi diti si .
Joke Wife in Punjabi
dipi: maa khana kive bnade hai?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar.
dipi: maa khana kive bnade hai?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar.
Letter Punjabi Joke
Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h.
Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h.
Girl Joke
Santa ik sohni mutiyar vekh ke usnu ched dinda h,
Ladkli: badtamij, ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: B.A
Santa ik sohni mutiyar vekh ke usnu ched dinda h,
Ladkli: badtamij, ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: B.A
Comedy Joke in Punjabi
Santa: yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil toh kud gya si,
Banta: fer bach gya si ke mar gyi si?
Santa: pta nahi yar badi purani gal h.
Santa: yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil toh kud gya si,
Banta: fer bach gya si ke mar gyi si?
Santa: pta nahi yar badi purani gal h.
Santa Aur Banta
Santa sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.
Banta:ise ne sada nam badnam kita hoya h.
je mainu terna anda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu.
Santa sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.
Banta:ise ne sada nam badnam kita hoya h.
je mainu terna anda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu.
Mount Everest Joke
Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai "dhakaa"
Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai "dhakaa"
College Joke in Punjabi
Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?
Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi.
Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?
Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi.
Joke Punjabi
ik var santa raste wich chalde chalde ik gadhe de age dig pya.
use time ik ladki boldi h: “Apne vade phra da ashirwad le riha h ki?”
Santa:“Sahi kiha bhabhi ji.”
ik var santa raste wich chalde chalde ik gadhe de age dig pya.
use time ik ladki boldi h: “Apne vade phra da ashirwad le riha h ki?”
Santa:“Sahi kiha bhabhi ji.”
Funny Joke Punjabi
Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Santa :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Banta :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chabbi de dyi.
Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Santa :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Banta :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chabbi de dyi.
Funny Santa Banta
Santa da chinese dost hospital wich santa nu "chin chon chu chu" keh ke mar janda hai,
Santa : isda matlab pta karan lyi china janda hai.
Isda matlab si badtamij "apna per OXIGEN PIPE to hta".
Santa da chinese dost hospital wich santa nu "chin chon chu chu" keh ke mar janda hai,
Santa : isda matlab pta karan lyi china janda hai.
Isda matlab si badtamij "apna per OXIGEN PIPE to hta".
Punjabi Mukhote
Santa: Das chand jruri hai ke Suraj?
Banta: chand.
Santa: Q ?
Banta:chand sanu raat nu channi dinda hai, te suraj din vele jado sanu chaidi nahi hundi
Santa: Das chand jruri hai ke Suraj?
Banta: chand.
Santa: Q ?
Banta:chand sanu raat nu channi dinda hai, te suraj din vele jado sanu chaidi nahi hundi
Punjabi Lady Joke Mukhote
Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?
Banta: firebrigade?
Santa: Q ?
Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi !
Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?
Banta: firebrigade?
Santa: Q ?
Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi !
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai"
Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. :-)
Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai"
Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. :-)
Mukhote
Preeto : kash me akhbar hundi taan kam toh kam roj tuhade hathan wich taan andi?
Santa : me v ehi soch riha haan , kam toh kam roz nvi nvi taan aandi!
Preeto : kash me akhbar hundi taan kam toh kam roj tuhade hathan wich taan andi?
Santa : me v ehi soch riha haan , kam toh kam roz nvi nvi taan aandi!
Girl Joke
Santa : ki tu pakka irada kar lita? ke mere naal hi viyah karna hai?
Preeto: haan me 10 var list check kar liti, tere kol hi sab toh jyada paisa h. hor koi option nhi.
Santa : ki tu pakka irada kar lita? ke mere naal hi viyah karna hai?
Preeto: haan me 10 var list check kar liti, tere kol hi sab toh jyada paisa h. hor koi option nhi.
Taxi Driver Joke in Punjabi
Santa(taxi driver) : sir 500 rs ho gaye,
Engineer: ina taan me engineer ho ke v nahi kamanda,
Santa : jado me engineer si me v nahi kamanda si!
Santa(taxi driver) : sir 500 rs ho gaye,
Engineer: ina taan me engineer ho ke v nahi kamanda,
Santa : jado me engineer si me v nahi kamanda si!
Inspector Joke
Inspector : tu aaj 2ji var jail aa reha hai, tenu jail aande hoye sharam nahi aandi?
Santa: acha me taan 2ji var aa riha haan , tusi roj aande ho tuhanu sharam nhi aandi!
Inspector : tu aaj 2ji var jail aa reha hai, tenu jail aande hoye sharam nahi aandi?
Santa: acha me taan 2ji var aa riha haan , tusi roj aande ho tuhanu sharam nhi aandi!
School Joke
Master Santa nu: is line nu english wich badlo : “asi aam bande hai”.
Santa: we are mango man.
Master Santa nu: is line nu english wich badlo : “asi aam bande hai”.
Santa: we are mango man.
Teacher Student Joke
Exam wich Teacher : tu apne hath te formula Q likha hoya hai?
Student : tusi hi taan kahnde ho ke formula ungliyan te hone chaide hai.
Exam wich Teacher : tu apne hath te formula Q likha hoya hai?
Student : tusi hi taan kahnde ho ke formula ungliyan te hone chaide hai.
Silly Joke
Chor chaku dikha ke : apne sare paise kad!
Santa : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan!
Chor : Acha fer mera paisa v kad.
Chor chaku dikha ke : apne sare paise kad!
Santa : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan!
Chor : Acha fer mera paisa v kad.
Nice Punjabi Joke
Preeto: aji , aaj kuch ajiha karo ke mere pasine nikal jaan.
Banta : uthiyan te AC & pankhe da switch off kar dita.
Preeto: aji , aaj kuch ajiha karo ke mere pasine nikal jaan.
Banta : uthiyan te AC & pankhe da switch off kar dita.
Pappu Joke in Punjabi
Pappu : Kal papa kue wich gir gye, badi shattan lagi, bade chiilla rhe si.
Banta : hun ki hal hai ?
Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue toh koi awaz nahi ayi.
Pappu : Kal papa kue wich gir gye, badi shattan lagi, bade chiilla rhe si.
Banta : hun ki hal hai ?
Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue toh koi awaz nahi ayi.
Teacher Student Joke in Punjabi
Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge?
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan.
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan.
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan.
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan.
Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge?
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan.
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan.
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan.
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan.
Funny Doctor Joke Punjabi
Shunty : Doctor ne menu kiha si ke o 2 hafte wich mainu pairan te khada kar dwega,
bunty : Accha ki usne tenu pairan te khada kar dita ?
Shunty : Haan usda bill chukan liye mainu apni car jo bechni payi.
Shunty : Doctor ne menu kiha si ke o 2 hafte wich mainu pairan te khada kar dwega,
bunty : Accha ki usne tenu pairan te khada kar dita ?
Shunty : Haan usda bill chukan liye mainu apni car jo bechni payi.
Exam Joke in Punjabi
Paper cancel ho gya, te santa chup chap bathiya si,
banta : tu aiven kyun bathiya hai,tenu taan khush hona chida paper cancel ho gya,
santa : oye nhi gal ae hai, ke hun fer padh ke vikhana pavega.
Paper cancel ho gya, te santa chup chap bathiya si,
banta : tu aiven kyun bathiya hai,tenu taan khush hona chida paper cancel ho gya,
santa : oye nhi gal ae hai, ke hun fer padh ke vikhana pavega.
School Joke in Punjabi
Son to Santa: papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya.
santa : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi.
Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo,
mai taan chup chap so riha si.
Son to Santa: papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya.
santa : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi.
Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo,
mai taan chup chap so riha si.
Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes
- Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.
- Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
- Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!! Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
- Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c. Amarinder Singh te Badal ik boat te ja rahe san. Boat dub gayi.
- Guess karo bachya kaun ???
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Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!- Dear dost! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai.
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- Main kade kise de kut paindi nahi dekhi...
- Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
- Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
- Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
- Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
- Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
Alfaaz, Honey Singh New Punjabi Song Fadiyan, Video Download Mp3 Songs
Monday, 19 September 2011
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Sunday, 18 September 2011
Jazzy B Hukam Maharaja HD Video Free MP3 Download Songs Maharajas
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Saturday, 17 September 2011
Ra One Dildara Song HQ Video Ra 1 Shahrukh Khan, Kareena Kapoor
Ra One Dildara Song Video Ra 1 Shahrukh Khan, Kareena Kapoor. Dildara is the new romatic video song of upcoming Shahrukh Khan, Kareena Kapoor starrer movie Ra One If Chammak Challo is one of dance number from Ra one then Dildara is a song which will touch your heart . The music of the film is from music duo Vishal -Shekhar and this song is sung by Shafqat Amanat Ali
Friday, 16 September 2011
Punjabi Upcoming Movie First Look Jasbir Jassi Khushiyaan Movie Review
Punjabi Upcoming Movie First Look Khushiyaan Jasbir Jassi Release date 14 Oct 2011. Punjabi pop star Jasbir Jassi after a short time in acting for film “Heer Ranjha” as Muraad is ready with his new punjabi film Khushiyaan. Jasbir Jassi will be in the lead role opposite Bollywood actress Tisca Chopra of “Taare Zameen Par” fame. Veteran Bollywood actor Kulbhushan Kharbanda is also playing a major role in the film.
Star cast also includes veteran Punjabi movie actress Rama Vij, Vivek Shauq, comedian Gurpreet Ghuggi and Deep Dhillon.
Khushiyan has been directed by Tarlok Malik and Tirth Singh Gill. Jaidev Kumar has composed the music of the film with Sardool Sikander, Jaggi Singh, Jagjit Singh and Jasbir Jassi lending their voices for the songs of film Khushiyaan. Film is being produced by Ghaniyan Film Production.
Thursday, 15 September 2011
Babbu Mann New Song Jugni Mp3, Ring Tone free Download, Jugni Lyrics, Video, Play online
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Punjabi artists and Punjabi will be seen in Bollywood with the Song Jugni. Film Producer Rahul Mittra told to Punjabish that Punjabi singer Babbu Mann will sing in his upcoming film“Sahib Bibi Aur Gangster”. He told that the recording of the song Jugni for his film has already been done by music director Jai Dev and Babbu Maan and by the end of the August 2011, they will issue the song promos world-wide.
When Punjabish asked him that how he got this idea to a Punjabi song in his film? He then replied that actress Mahi Gill is playing a role of revolutionary wife so he needed a suitable song for that. At that time it has come to his mind about the famous song Jugni.
On asking for the selection of Babbu Mann, he replied, “I personally likes Babbu Mann, his songs and music and the Babbu Maan is best for this Jugni song.
Babbu Mann Jugni Lyrics
Ho Jugni Jugni Jugni…
Jugni Dum Saheb Da Bhar Di
Par Eh Pyar Yaar Nu Kardi
Par Eh Pyar Yaar Nu Kardi
Oh Veer Merya Ve Jugni
Eh Di .-.-. Vich Teji Ae
Eh Jugni Badi Crazy Ae
Eh Di .-.-. Vich Teji Ae
Eh Jugni Badi Crazy Ae
Oye Oye!
Oye Hoye Hoye…
Oye Hoye Hoye…
Jugni Tera Lakk 29
Layi Dekh Husan Di Hatti
Jugni Tera Lakk 29
Layi Dekh Husan Di Hatti
Layi Dekh Husan Di Hatti
Jugni Tera Lakk 29
Layi Dekh Husan Di Hatti
Eh Hai Pure Nakhreyan Patti
Desi Daru Di Hai Matti
Desi Daru Di Hai Matti
Oh Veer Merya Ve Jugni
Bhai Merya Ve Jugni
Bhai Merya Ve Jugni
Eh Jugni Bho Albeli Hai
Maana Di Purani Cheli Hai
Maana Di Purani Cheli Hai
Oye Oye!
Oye Hoye Hoye…
Oye Hoye Hoye…
Jugni
Ho Jugni…
Ho Jugni…
Wednesday, 14 September 2011
First Look Salman Khan Katrina Kaif Ek Tha Tiger, Review, Release, Wallpapers
First Look Salman Khan Katrina Kaif Ek Tha Tiger, Review, Release, Wallpapers
Banner Yash Raj Films
Status
Under Production
Release Date
June 1, 2012
Language
Hindi
Genre
Thriller / Romance
Producer
Aditya Chopra
Director
Kabir Khan
Star Cast
Salman Khan
Katrina Kaif
Music Director
Pritam Chakraborty
Cinematography
Aseem Mishra
Screenplay
Kabir Khan
Neelesh Misra
Ek Tha Tiger is an upcoming movie bollywood romantic thriller. The film will be produced by Yash Raj Films and directed by Kabir Khan. This will be his third collaboration with the banner after Kabul Express (2006) and New York (2009). Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif were confirmed to play the lead roles at a press conference held on May 3, 2011 at Yashraj Studios. It is scheduled to release on 1 June, 2012.
Don 2 SRK, shahrukh khan new movie review, release date, wallpapers, images, videos,
Don 2 SRK new movie review release date wallpapers images videos Film Don 2 starring Wolfgang Stegemann, Shahrukh Khan, Sahil Shroff, Priyanka Chopra, Om Puri, Lara Dutta, Kunal Kapoor, Hrithik Roshan, Boman Irani. ShahRukh Khan is back and expected to give some wonderful movie with a surprise to his fans by a macho and rough look in his upcoming movie Don 2- The Chase Continues. This movie is action thriller oriented.Photographs and posters of Shahrukh Khan in Don 2. Images and wallpapers of Shahrukh Khan in Don 2, directed by Farhan Akhtar. Release time of Don 2 is 25th December, 2011 i.e on Christmas.
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