Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes

Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes

•  Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.
• Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
• Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!                                                                                                  Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
• Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.                Amarinder Singh te Badal ik boat te ja rahe san. Boat dub gayi.
• Guess karo bachya kaun ???
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• ..Oye balle balle guess karo Ji
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• . Te Javab Hai
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• .* * * ! ! Punjab ! ! * * *

• Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi. Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…" Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta… . . . . . . . . . ...khota marya pya c !!!!

• Dear dost! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai.
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• Main kade kise de kut paindi nahi dekhi...
• Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
• Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
• Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
• Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
• Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
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