Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Comedy Jokes

Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes,Comedy Jokes

Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes,Comedy Jokes

Funny Joke Punjabi Santa Jeeto 
Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?

santa:lambi drive te.

Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!

Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h. 

Santa Banta Joke 
Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan. 

Punjabi Comedy Joke 
Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai. 

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Joke 
Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side. 

Doctor Joke 
Doctor: tusi jehda cheque dita si ,oh bank to reject ho ke wapis aa gya.

Santa: mainu sir dard v wapis aa gya hai jisde lyi tusi dwayi diti si . 

Joke Wife in Punjabi 
dipi: maa khana kive bnade hai?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar. 

Letter Punjabi Joke 
Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h. 

Girl Joke 
Santa ik sohni mutiyar vekh ke usnu ched dinda h,
Ladkli: badtamij, ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: B.A 

Comedy Joke in Punjabi 
Santa: yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil toh kud gya si,

Banta: fer bach gya si ke mar gyi si?

Santa: pta nahi yar badi purani gal h. 

Santa Aur Banta 
Santa sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.

Banta:ise ne sada nam badnam kita hoya h.
je mainu terna anda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu. 

Mount Everest Joke 
Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai "dhakaa" 

College Joke in Punjabi 
Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?

Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi. 

Joke Punjabi 
ik var santa raste wich chalde chalde ik gadhe de age dig pya.
use time ik ladki boldi h: “Apne vade phra da ashirwad le riha h ki?”
Santa:“Sahi kiha bhabhi ji.” 

Funny Joke Punjabi 
Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Santa :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Banta :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chabbi de dyi. 

Funny Santa Banta 
Santa da chinese dost hospital wich santa nu "chin chon chu chu" keh ke mar janda hai,
Santa : isda matlab pta karan lyi china janda hai.
Isda matlab si badtamij "apna per OXIGEN PIPE to hta". 

Punjabi Mukhote 
Santa: Das chand jruri hai ke Suraj?
Banta: chand. 

Santa: Q ?

Banta:chand sanu raat nu channi dinda hai, te suraj din vele jado sanu chaidi nahi hundi 

Punjabi Lady Joke Mukhote 
Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?

Banta: firebrigade?

Santa: Q ?

Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi ! 

Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai" 

Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. :-) 

Mukhote 
Preeto : kash me akhbar hundi taan kam toh kam roj tuhade hathan wich taan andi? 

Santa : me v ehi soch riha haan , kam toh kam roz nvi nvi taan aandi! 

Girl Joke 
Santa : ki tu pakka irada kar lita? ke mere naal hi viyah karna hai? 

Preeto: haan me 10 var list check kar liti, tere kol hi sab toh jyada paisa h. hor koi option nhi. 

Taxi Driver Joke in Punjabi 
Santa(taxi driver) : sir 500 rs ho gaye, 

Engineer: ina taan me engineer ho ke v nahi kamanda, 

Santa : jado me engineer si me v nahi kamanda si! 

Inspector Joke 
Inspector : tu aaj 2ji var jail aa reha hai, tenu jail aande hoye sharam nahi aandi? 

Santa: acha me taan 2ji var aa riha haan , tusi roj aande ho tuhanu sharam nhi aandi! 

School Joke 
Master Santa nu: is line nu english wich badlo : “asi aam bande hai”. 

Santa: we are mango man. 

Teacher Student Joke 
Exam wich Teacher : tu apne hath te formula Q likha hoya hai? 

Student : tusi hi taan kahnde ho ke formula ungliyan te hone chaide hai. 

Silly Joke 
Chor chaku dikha ke : apne sare paise kad! 
Santa : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan! 

Chor : Acha fer mera paisa v kad. 

Nice Punjabi Joke 
Preeto: aji , aaj kuch ajiha karo ke mere pasine nikal jaan. 

Banta : uthiyan te AC & pankhe da switch off kar dita. 

Pappu Joke in Punjabi 
Pappu : Kal papa kue wich gir gye, badi shattan lagi, bade chiilla rhe si. 

Banta : hun ki hal hai ? 

Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue toh koi awaz nahi ayi. 

Teacher Student Joke in Punjabi 
Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge? 
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan. 
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan. 
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan. 
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan. 

Funny Doctor Joke Punjabi 
Shunty : Doctor ne menu kiha si ke o 2 hafte wich mainu pairan te khada kar dwega, 
bunty : Accha ki usne tenu pairan te khada kar dita ? 
Shunty : Haan usda bill chukan liye mainu apni car jo bechni payi. 

Exam Joke in Punjabi 
Paper cancel ho gya, te santa chup chap bathiya si, 
banta : tu aiven kyun bathiya hai,tenu taan khush hona chida paper cancel ho gya, 
santa : oye nhi gal ae hai, ke hun fer padh ke vikhana pavega. 

School Joke in Punjabi 
Son to Santa: papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya. 

santa : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi. 

Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo, 
mai taan chup chap so riha si.