Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Comedy Jokes

Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes,Comedy Jokes

Funny Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes,Comedy Jokes

Funny Joke Punjabi Santa Jeeto 
Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?

santa:lambi drive te.

Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!

Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h. 

Santa Banta Joke 
Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan. 

Punjabi Comedy Joke 
Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai. 

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Joke 
Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side. 

Doctor Joke 
Doctor: tusi jehda cheque dita si ,oh bank to reject ho ke wapis aa gya.

Santa: mainu sir dard v wapis aa gya hai jisde lyi tusi dwayi diti si . 

Joke Wife in Punjabi 
dipi: maa khana kive bnade hai?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar. 

Letter Punjabi Joke 
Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h. 

Girl Joke 
Santa ik sohni mutiyar vekh ke usnu ched dinda h,
Ladkli: badtamij, ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: B.A 

Comedy Joke in Punjabi 
Santa: yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil toh kud gya si,

Banta: fer bach gya si ke mar gyi si?

Santa: pta nahi yar badi purani gal h. 

Santa Aur Banta 
Santa sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.

Banta:ise ne sada nam badnam kita hoya h.
je mainu terna anda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu. 

Mount Everest Joke 
Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai "dhakaa" 

College Joke in Punjabi 
Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?

Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi. 

Joke Punjabi 
ik var santa raste wich chalde chalde ik gadhe de age dig pya.
use time ik ladki boldi h: “Apne vade phra da ashirwad le riha h ki?”
Santa:“Sahi kiha bhabhi ji.” 

Funny Joke Punjabi 
Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Santa :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Banta :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chabbi de dyi. 

Funny Santa Banta 
Santa da chinese dost hospital wich santa nu "chin chon chu chu" keh ke mar janda hai,
Santa : isda matlab pta karan lyi china janda hai.
Isda matlab si badtamij "apna per OXIGEN PIPE to hta". 

Punjabi Mukhote 
Santa: Das chand jruri hai ke Suraj?
Banta: chand. 

Santa: Q ?

Banta:chand sanu raat nu channi dinda hai, te suraj din vele jado sanu chaidi nahi hundi 

Punjabi Lady Joke Mukhote 
Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?

Banta: firebrigade?

Santa: Q ?

Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi ! 

Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai" 

Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. :-) 

Mukhote 
Preeto : kash me akhbar hundi taan kam toh kam roj tuhade hathan wich taan andi? 

Santa : me v ehi soch riha haan , kam toh kam roz nvi nvi taan aandi! 

Girl Joke 
Santa : ki tu pakka irada kar lita? ke mere naal hi viyah karna hai? 

Preeto: haan me 10 var list check kar liti, tere kol hi sab toh jyada paisa h. hor koi option nhi. 

Taxi Driver Joke in Punjabi 
Santa(taxi driver) : sir 500 rs ho gaye, 

Engineer: ina taan me engineer ho ke v nahi kamanda, 

Santa : jado me engineer si me v nahi kamanda si! 

Inspector Joke 
Inspector : tu aaj 2ji var jail aa reha hai, tenu jail aande hoye sharam nahi aandi? 

Santa: acha me taan 2ji var aa riha haan , tusi roj aande ho tuhanu sharam nhi aandi! 

School Joke 
Master Santa nu: is line nu english wich badlo : “asi aam bande hai”. 

Santa: we are mango man. 

Teacher Student Joke 
Exam wich Teacher : tu apne hath te formula Q likha hoya hai? 

Student : tusi hi taan kahnde ho ke formula ungliyan te hone chaide hai. 

Silly Joke 
Chor chaku dikha ke : apne sare paise kad! 
Santa : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan! 

Chor : Acha fer mera paisa v kad. 

Nice Punjabi Joke 
Preeto: aji , aaj kuch ajiha karo ke mere pasine nikal jaan. 

Banta : uthiyan te AC & pankhe da switch off kar dita. 

Pappu Joke in Punjabi 
Pappu : Kal papa kue wich gir gye, badi shattan lagi, bade chiilla rhe si. 

Banta : hun ki hal hai ? 

Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue toh koi awaz nahi ayi. 

Teacher Student Joke in Punjabi 
Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge? 
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan. 
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan. 
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan. 
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan. 

Funny Doctor Joke Punjabi 
Shunty : Doctor ne menu kiha si ke o 2 hafte wich mainu pairan te khada kar dwega, 
bunty : Accha ki usne tenu pairan te khada kar dita ? 
Shunty : Haan usda bill chukan liye mainu apni car jo bechni payi. 

Exam Joke in Punjabi 
Paper cancel ho gya, te santa chup chap bathiya si, 
banta : tu aiven kyun bathiya hai,tenu taan khush hona chida paper cancel ho gya, 
santa : oye nhi gal ae hai, ke hun fer padh ke vikhana pavega. 

School Joke in Punjabi 
Son to Santa: papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya. 

santa : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi. 

Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo, 
mai taan chup chap so riha si. 

Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes

Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes

•  Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.
• Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
• Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!                                                                                                  Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
• Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.                Amarinder Singh te Badal ik boat te ja rahe san. Boat dub gayi.
• Guess karo bachya kaun ???
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• Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi. Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…" Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta… . . . . . . . . . ...khota marya pya c !!!!

• Dear dost! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai.
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• Main kade kise de kut paindi nahi dekhi...
• Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
• Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
• Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
• Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
• Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
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PUNJABI                                                                                       JOKES                                                                                       Murgi Da Bacha

Murgi Da Bacha Ek Hathi                                                                 

Punjabi Student to Teacher

Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?

Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?

Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?

Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…

Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?

Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?

Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.

- Sabby                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Kudi Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi

Kudi Apne Boyfriend Nu Boli, Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi Haan,

Te Yaar Mainu 1000 Rupye Di Jarurat Pai Gayi…

Munda: Karti Ni Chhoti Gall, Main Haiga.

Eh Fad 10 Rupye, Te Karke Ricksaw, Nash Ke Gharon Di Apna Purse Chak lya…       

Galat Kamm

Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,

Oh Kithe Jande Ne??

Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,

Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…

                                       

Ikk Machhar

Ikk Machhar Udeya Ja Reha Si,

Raste Vich Tufaan Aa Gaya,

Machhar Ik Vadde, Mote Darkhat Nu Chimmad Gya

Toofan Ruk Gya, Fer Machhar Parsina Poonjh Ke Bolya

Je Ajj Main Na Hunda Eh Darkhat Bhi Gir Jana Si…

                

Jarda Punjabi SMS

Girl: Jad Tuhanu Meri Yaad Aundi Ae, Tan Tusi Ki Karde Ho?

Boy: Main Tuhadi Favourite Ice Cream Kha Lena.

And Tusi Ki Karde Ho?

Girl: Main Jarda La Leni Aa.

- Satnam

Ik Pari Te 3 Friends Funny Punjabi SMS

3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si

Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili

Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke

1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha

1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.

2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.

Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…

3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…

Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De

Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.

- Sukhdeep Guruwali

 Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya

Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,

Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?

Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana

Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…

No More

Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,

Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…

Conductor: No More, No More Please.

Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.

Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi

Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,

Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye

Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,

“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”

Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…

Bande Jeha Kutta

Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu?

Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai…

Kutte Di Dum

Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.

Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.

Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.

Tutak Tutak Tutiyan

Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo,

Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,

Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,

Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya,

Mobile Nu Agg La Lo…

                                                                                                    Aashiq Nu SMS

                                                                                                                                                                  Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Ne, Apne Ik Slim Jehe Aashiq Nu SMS Kita,

“Chehra Tera Khash Nahi, Haddiyan Te Teri Maas Nahi,

Pyar Tainu Swaah Karaan, Teri Taan Jeon Di Vi Aas Nahi…”

Santa Apni Wife Di

Ek Vaar Gali Vich Langar Lagda Hai

Santa Apni Wife Di Bra Le K Janda Hai

Langer Serve Karan Vaale Nu Kehenda Hai

Ek Ch Mithe Choul Paade Ek Ch Namkeen

Ha Ha Ha…

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                                                                                                                                                                 Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C

Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!

Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai

Tan Usne Keha Meri

Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai

                                                                                 IK kudi class vich bohot late aayi.

                                                                                                                                                                          Master: Tu late kiyon aai?

Kudi: Masterji ik munda mera picha kar riha c.

Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?

Kudi: Masterji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.

Ik Darzi

Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya

Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,

Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,

Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…

Old Man:

 Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.

Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.

Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Girlfriend Da Naa

Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya

5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.

Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?

Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di