Punjabi Jokes, Funny Panjabi SMS, Short Jokes
- Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.
- Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
- Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!! Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
- Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c. Amarinder Singh te Badal ik boat te ja rahe san. Boat dub gayi.
- Guess karo bachya kaun ???
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- ..Oye balle balle guess karo Ji
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- .* * * ! ! Punjab ! ! * * *
Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!- Dear dost! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai.
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- Main kade kise de kut paindi nahi dekhi...
- Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
- Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
- Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
- Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
- Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
