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PUNJABI JOKES Murgi Da Bacha
Murgi Da Bacha Ek Hathi
Punjabi Student to Teacher
Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…
Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?
Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.
- Sabby Kudi Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi
Kudi Apne Boyfriend Nu Boli, Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi Haan,
Te Yaar Mainu 1000 Rupye Di Jarurat Pai Gayi…
Munda: Karti Ni Chhoti Gall, Main Haiga.
Eh Fad 10 Rupye, Te Karke Ricksaw, Nash Ke Gharon Di Apna Purse Chak lya…
Galat Kamm
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??
Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…
Ikk Machhar
Ikk Machhar Udeya Ja Reha Si,
Raste Vich Tufaan Aa Gaya,
Machhar Ik Vadde, Mote Darkhat Nu Chimmad Gya
Toofan Ruk Gya, Fer Machhar Parsina Poonjh Ke Bolya
Je Ajj Main Na Hunda Eh Darkhat Bhi Gir Jana Si…
Jarda Punjabi SMS
Girl: Jad Tuhanu Meri Yaad Aundi Ae, Tan Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Boy: Main Tuhadi Favourite Ice Cream Kha Lena.
And Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Girl: Main Jarda La Leni Aa.
- Satnam
Ik Pari Te 3 Friends Funny Punjabi SMS
3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.
- Sukhdeep Guruwali
Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya
Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,
Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana
Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…
No More
Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…
Conductor: No More, No More Please.
Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi
Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,
Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye
Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,
“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”
Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…
Bande Jeha Kutta
Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu?
Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai…
Kutte Di Dum
Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.
Tutak Tutak Tutiyan
Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo,
Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,
Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,
Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya,
Mobile Nu Agg La Lo…
Aashiq Nu SMS
Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Ne, Apne Ik Slim Jehe Aashiq Nu SMS Kita,
“Chehra Tera Khash Nahi, Haddiyan Te Teri Maas Nahi,
Pyar Tainu Swaah Karaan, Teri Taan Jeon Di Vi Aas Nahi…”
Santa Apni Wife Di
Ek Vaar Gali Vich Langar Lagda Hai
Santa Apni Wife Di Bra Le K Janda Hai
Langer Serve Karan Vaale Nu Kehenda Hai
Ek Ch Mithe Choul Paade Ek Ch Namkeen
Ha Ha Ha…
Kudi Chandigarh Degree
Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai
IK kudi class vich bohot late aayi.
Master: Tu late kiyon aai?
Kudi: Masterji ik munda mera picha kar riha c.
Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?
Kudi: Masterji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.
Ik Darzi
Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…
Old Man:
Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.
Girlfriend Da Naa
Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.
Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?
Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di
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